The “Craziest Thing a Customer Has Said to a Contractor” Contest!

I was reading posts over on a LinkedIn group I am a member of and I came across a question which got me thinking…what is the craziest thing a customer has said to you?

So I want to leave this post up for a few days and get a conversation going and hear what your best story is. In fact, I will run a little contest. The winner, picked by me, will get a free homepage review.

Don’t leave your website or last name when you leave a comment, just put your email address and first name and I will pick the winner at random and email you.

So let’s go guys and girls, tell us what are the craziest, most over-the-top, insane or bizarre questions or comments a customer has ever said to you?